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  • Posted by Maqui T. 4 years ago. There are 43 posts. The latest reply is from RavenLunatic.
  1. http://www.facebook.com/notes/paulo-soller/how-to-be-a-good-super-villain/405786586973

    Muahaha.

  2. I can't see it, it just takes me to my fb page.

  3. Yeah, me too.

  4. Rp please Shadow. *Laughs at own nagging*
    And randomely- I'm going to see clash of the titans soon.

  5. *exasperated* I just did.

    Really? Some people I know had to see that for a class. Is it suposed to be good?

  6. It looks very good. Some people got to watch it in a class? Lucky them (I hope)!

    And sorry for the nagging, I can't help it. *Grins innocently*

  7. Yeah, they were doing a unit on myths or something...

  8. Oh... Did they say if it was good?

  9. *tries to remember* I'm not sure. I don't talk to them much. I just know they had to watch it and then write a paper about it *shrugs*

  10. Well at least I don't have to write a paper.
    I'm not sure if you've said, and you don't have to tell me of you don't want to but how old are you? I think you're older than me so, maybe 14 or 15..?

  11. 14

    Have to go now, bye.

  12. Oh fine then. I'll just copy-paste the thingy here:

    Hey, you. Yeah. I'm talking to you. The person staring at the screen. The one holding the mouse. How much more specific do I need to be?

    Well Brainy, I've come to offer you the chance of a lifetime. I'm giving you the chance to be a villain. But not just any villain. I'm talking about a super villain. That's right. More than just a guy with a handlebar moustache who ties pretty girls to rail-road tracks, you could be a guy with a handlebar moustache who ties pretty girls to rail-road tracks while wearing a cape. A cape like the one Darth Vader wears. DARTH VADER. If that doesn't sell you over to the dark side then I don't know what will.

    How to be a good Super Villain.
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    Introduction.

    Hey, you. Yeah. I'm talking to you. The person staring at the screen. The one holding the mouse. How much more specific do I need to be?

    Well Brainy, I've come to offer you the chance of a lifetime. I'm giving you the chance to be a villain. But not just any villain. I'm talking about a super villain. That's right. More than just a guy with a handlebar moustache who ties pretty girls to rail-road tracks, you could be a guy with a handlebar moustache who ties pretty girls to rail-road tracks while wearing a cape. A cape like the one Darth Vader wears. DARTH VADER. If that doesn't sell you over to the dark side then I don't know what will.

    The cape? Oh yeah, I got it at Abercrombie and Fitch. You really like it? It's not too much?

    You see, Super Villains(or if you'd like the more politically correct term "douchebags") have been around as long as anyone can remember. Historians have found previously lost manuscripts of ancient stories that lead them to believe that Super Villains have been around since the beginning of time. Or at least since some people decided to leave their boring day jobs at fast-food restaurants to join the forces of evil and get a little excitement in their lives.

    Whether it was thwarting The Justice League, plotting world domination or just spitting on puppies, these guys lived to be evil.

    Should you choose to accept my offer, you will become one of dozens of Super Villain to-be's. And in no time at all your transformation will be complete. From average city kid to full fledged bad guy. You'll be up there with the likes of Dr. Doom, Dr. Evil and Dr. Mario.

    You may be wondering, "Is there a catch to this? Will I have to give something up or complete some arduous type of initiation? And do they sell that death ray of yours in purple?". Well the answers are No, No, and Yes(but they're very hard to find. Most evil department stores have been sold out, although there is a strange abundance of them in pink).

    Joining the Super Villain community is completely free. No catches, tiny fine-prints or mysterious billings on your credit card bill. You won't have to give anything! Except maybe a few gallons of blood for the blood pact... But more on that later!

    You see, during times of dire need for Super Villains, such as when there is too much Happiness, when there are too many heroes, or when there are not enough people signing up to be Super Villains, the Organization of Evil and Candy-from-a-baby-stealing has always been able to find candidates for the Super Villain recruitment program. Galactic Peace? Darth Vader. Pixelated Princess having a good time? Bowser. Hobbits being merry? Sauron. These are but some examples of candidates chosen from a specific group of the best Super Villain hopefuls.

    That talent pool of Evil awesomeness has dried up, sadly. (Poor Evil Fish )

    So that's where you come in. You're just an average person. Nothing that special about you. You may even be "good". Not exactly what ideal Super Villains are made of. But you're all Organization's got.

    To be continued...

  13. *laughs hystericaly* That's hilarious.

  14. *Falls off chair I was laughing so hard!*

    I'LL JOIN!

  15. Am I permitted to join? =))

  16. Hell yeah am I joining!!!!!
    Who cares about that blood pact! I have plenty of blood to spare!

  17. XD that was so funny. PSH, I'll join! Who wants to be a superhero anyways?

  18. No ONE NO ONE AT ALL.
    GO EVIL BLOOD PACTS!

  19. Yay, evil blood pacts!!!! By the way, what would they use all that blood for anyway????

  20. I'm joining! Where do I sign up?

  21. I think it's on Facebook.

  22. Shoot. I have no facebook.

  23. I know.

  24. Don't worry, it's not a group. My friend just made the note for the heck of it :3

  25. That's awesome.

  26. Is your friend planning on writing more???
    It did say, "To be continued..."
    I think...

  27. Yeah, it did. Let us know, Maqui!

  28. Maqui????? Has your friend written anymore??

  29. So, really, to be a good Super Villain, all you have to do is sign-up?

    ... Sounds like a scam, but I'll never be sure unless I try! Sign me up.

  30. @ Scottie: No, none yet. School just started on our side of the Pacific D:

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